Artless Rambling

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mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

(Source: kisedbyfire, via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

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lucithor:

Anyone else got those things you used to watch as a kid that you honestly don’t know whether you dreamt up or not because literally nobody else seems to have ever seen them?

(via alchemymondays)

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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via my-mental-clutter)

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A Theological Matter

thatbadadvice:

Dear Billy Graham, 20 April 2014:

DEAR BILLY GRAHAM: Why were Jesus’ disciples so depressed after he was put to death? Hadn’t he promised them that he’d come back from the grave? Why didn’t they believe him? — H.G.

Dear H.G.,

Right!? GET A FUCKING LIFE, DISCIPLES